Our new principal, Dr. Tokumoto, seems to think that she has the smartest dog on the planet. While she does make a very convincing case about her dog, I respectfully beg to differ. My Lola baby is a clear cut winner for the title of “Smartest Dog.” She is a beagle, so remember that being obediant and being smart are two totally different categories. She’s about as obediant as a baby brother during nap time, in other words, she’s not obediant at all. What she does have going for her is that she is cunning.

When I was cooking chicken in the oven one day I received a phone call from Mrs. Mikkelson to come and pick her up from school. I decided to lower the oven to 200 degrees and go pick her up. When I arrived back to our apartment I looked in the kitchen to see my oven door was pulled open and the rack was slid out onto the floor. The chicken was nowhere to be found. I looked on my couch to see my beagle laying there with her stomach stretched to full capacity and her tail tucked. Now I don’t profess to be a rocket scientist, but I deduced from the evidence that my beagle had managed to pull the oven door open, slide the the rack onto the floor to avoid getting burned, eat four whole chicken breasts, and then lay on the couch looking like a hairy barrell with four stout legs.

That is my case for Lola being the smartest dog. I don’t think you could convince me that your dog or other pet is smarter than she is, but you can give it a try. Respond with your smart pet story and remember that only the most convincing and well written stories will get published on my blog.

12 Responses to “The Smartest Dog in the World”

  1. Katie said

    I beleive that my dog Magic is the smartest dog in the world.Here are alot of examples (get comferdable.) 1.She can dive (litteraly)of our diving board 2.Magic can put a stuffed animal on a swing set & swing it 3.She can help my dad pick up the trash, sometimes she holds the trash bag in her mouth, & other times she picks up the trash in her mouth 4.If my dad is working on our pool fence then he needs something, he will tell Magic to go to the window & get it from my mom 5.She knows how to,sit, speak, come, stay, back, & all at our command 6.She protects us from danger.

  2. Kristina said

    I think my dogs is the smartest and spritlifting
    dogs there is,well one of my dogs Ginger,1. When you tell her to get back she will lisen to you ,oh yes she is a girl.2.She will lisen when you talk to her.3.When you say time for a bath she get near the water hose.4.She knows when it is play time and not.5.When somebody get ignored
    but will stay calm and move it.

  3. Dr. Tokumoto said

    I am impressed to read what Lola was able to do. But in Bosco’s defense as the “smartest dog,” I must say that what he does is not driven by food. We never have to bribe him with a treat or entice him with a bone. Bosco will simply behave as any “smart dog” would.

    As Mr. Mikkelson shared, I do believe that Bosco is the “smartest dog” on the planet. How many dogs will run down the driveway and bring in the newspaper? How many dogs will sing on cue? Did I mention that Bosco also does the usual “dog tricks” too? He can sit, shake (both paws), beg, roll over . . . the list of what he can do is endless.

    I know that many of you may feel that your dog is the “smartest dog” on the planet but trust me, Bosco’s list of accomplishments is endless.

  4. emillie said

    1.I think that was a brileant idea because lola
    is the worlds smartest dog.
    2.If lola can open an oven door then she can do
    anything.
    3.Lola is one of the gratest dogs i have ever met.

  5. Elias said

    Dear Dr.Tukomoto

    I think that my neibors dog is smart Because every morrnig she jumps over the fence and gets on my neibors car to go to work with him.She also knows how to dance wenh we tell her to and she also stays still when we also tell her to.What I like about her is she is full of energy when she see’s me.
    Sincerly,Elias

  6. cami said

    I think my dog Duke is the smartest dog ever because 1. we found him in the park and he was extremly skinny so that told me he was there a long time and he lived.2. he already knows how to sit, roll over, and walk on two legs and hes not even one yet.

  7. Katie said

    My dog Magic is still the smartest dog in the world, she can do anything you’rs can and better!!! When my other puppy Todo gets out, Magic can sniff him out in under 5 minutes. We don’t bribe him either. Let me ask you this, can you’r dog give a smaller dog a bath ( by pushing him into the pool) without being told to, can you’r dog play fetch with itself???!!

    Anyway… Magic is still ”The Smartest Dog In The WORLD”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Neeca said

    I know god blessed me with one of the smartest dogs in the world in my oppinion. Ok lets start so get comfertable and get a snack .1.his name is Gus Gus 2.he knows how to play foot ball.
    3.he can oppen the door.4.he can hug. 5.he knows when were hurt.6.he knows how to excape.7.he knowes were the ally is. now do you belive me.

  9. Katie said

    Also she can do basic dog tricks to, yeah!!!

  10. Gavin said

    Dear Mr.m
    I think I have the smartest dog because he would jump
    off the couch and do a flip and he would also do a dance
    with my brother and me to. I also took him outside and
    he would play hide and seek and he would find my brotherand he ripppppppppppped my brothers pants. And he also ripppppppppppped a blanket. And that’s all I got to tell you about my dog ranger.

    Sincerely,
    gavin

  11. Ryan said

    Dear Mikkelson I disagree with your dog being the smartest in the world because my dog knows exactly were my Grandma is when she around the house. Even when she is in the bathroom. No matter were she is my dog always finds her. Hes mostly outside her room.

  12. Ryan said

    Dear Mikkelson I disagree with your dog being the smartest in the world because my dog knows exactly were my Grandma is when she is around the house. Even when she is in the bathroom. No matter were she is my dog always finds her. Hes mostly outside her room in the day.

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